Completely Normal Human
I think about things and then I write them down.
These are my thoughts. Enjoy and God Bless America!
I was asked if I knew anything about Star Wars by a
co-worker and I said, "Hell yeah, Spock and those assholes."
Just felt incredibly white not knowing if I had to type
"Gangsta's Paradise" or "Gangster's Paradise" into Youtube
just now.
I'm won't let the fact that I hate getting wet stop me from
swimming with great white sharks ever again.
I'm never surprised when somebody asks me, "Why would
you do such a thing?"
Bruce Willis was dead the whole time? Well, the 5th Element
just seems really f*ckin' stupid now.
The next time someone startles you at your desk, make a
snorting sound, rustle some papers around and ask, "How long have I been
out?"
#TLC should produce a reality show called, "Don't Go
Chasing Waterfalls" where people...I don't know...chase f#ckin' waterfalls
or whatever.
"What are you doing over there?" is the question
I'm always terribly embarrassed to answer.
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